wierdtails's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Ascension to Funklord]

I can't stop laughing!

This is hilarious! Where did you get the idea? Well, let's review:
Graphics: I like sprites, and the backgrounds were really cool! Did you make them yourself?
Style: You don't often see plumbers challenging worm-wierdo-thingys or whatever Toejam is to a danceoff. What the heck is he? One thing's for sure, he's a red wierdo.
Sound: Songs galore! Where d'you get them? They all sound great! I'd love to listen to them again. The voices were all awesome. Mario sounded just like in a video game!
Violence: "F**k this!" Then he shoots Toejam. Sweet. I didn't know red wierdos had green blood. I almost want to see Elmo's blood. No, not really. I respect him. Then Mario goes crazy. If I didn't know him better, I'd say he's on crack.
Interactivity: I found the easter egg! And the subtitles were cool, too, but I could hear the voices & sound effects perfectly. I'm listening to (but not watching) it now.
Humor: "come back in about... uh... never." "F**k this!" "I am the TRUE funklord! (blows everything up. Someone screams.)" The easter egg. WHOAH!!! I LAUGHED MY @$$ OFF!
Overall: I can't possibly say how funny this is...
Anyway, I have 3 requests.
#1: Make one about Sonic.
#2: Could you please tell me how to convince my dad to buy me flash? I really want it, and i feel like i'll go insane if I don't get it soon, but he say's it's too expensive. Please?
#3: Answer!

[Tails Quest]

Tails & Cosmo are so cute together!

I don't know what "Taismo" means, but I imagine it to be something about Tails & Cosmo. Anyway, I liked it a lot. Tails is my favorite Sonic carachter, and I don't see many Flashes that make him the main carachter, let alone Tails & Cosmo movies. But you've done a pretty good job. So Eggman made a Cosmo clone army... and made Tails happy by bringing her back (which is really hard, because you usually can't bring people back from the dead. Except in comic books, because in comic books no one STAYS dead except Spider-Man's Uncle Ben, Bucky, & Jason Todd(at least they used to say that, until the latter 2 came back.)) By the way, I saw a Cosmo sprite sheet on The Mystical Forest Zone. I don't know if it's interesting to you, but it was for me. Oh, and you might want to see Tails: on the way of revenge(Tails:OTWOR, it will have 7 parts, and 2 have been made.). It has to do with Tails avenging Cosmo's death. I've also seen a movie called Sonic X: Tribute to Cosmo, which is, of course, a tribute to Cosmo. Though this is the first Tails-Cosmo Flash that shows Cosmo alive after Sonic X.
The backgrounds were ok, but could use a bit of improvement. The sound was pretty good too. The part where the Cosmo clones blow each other up was really funny.
Here's a quetion I want you to answer: HOW CAN I CONVINE MY DAD TO BUY ME FLASH? Please answer. I REALLY, REALLY, BADLY want it, but he says it's too expensive. I have some good ideas too, some of which involve Tails & Cosmo. Okay, I guess that's long enough. WAIT! I just want you to know that a sequel would be cool.

Dash-ZERO responds:

First,Thanx for the long review/comment^^ I like the long ones a lot XD I've seen the Tribute to Cosmo and I didn't know about the other you mentioned by I was disapointed with newgrounds due to the fact that they lack Taismo or even Cosmo flashes XD This flash movie was based off my Comic also titled Tails Quest which also explains the backgrounds since thats almost how they looked in the comic (except for the outer space one)Lots of people have asked for a sequel and thats always a possibility since I left it wide open for one but for the next Taismo Flash I'm gonna do is gonna be based off my other Comic called Tails Story XD Go Figure. I didn't know they had Cosmo sprites now i've really just been making them myself which now it sux XD about getting flash i can give you an idea if you contacted me through email or aim or even Msn
E-mail: [e-mail]
AIM: DashXFox
MSN: [e-mail]

[Godzilla´s 50th years]

Happy Birthday Godzilla!

Godzilla's really old! Well, you can't really expect less from a huge mutant dinosaur that's been bombed a million times without any damage! Just one thing: It's KAIJU, Not JUKAI. KAI-JU. Anyway:
Graphics: Where did you get the kaiju sprites? They were really cool! And the movie posters were also cool.
Style: Who would have thought of making a party for a 200-Foot tall dinosaur? No one I know.
Sound: Cool music! where did you get it? Godzilla's roar was cool too. I'd recognize it anywhere(though i may think it's Zilla's)
Violence: What violence?
Interactivity: Aside from a play button, nothing, unless you hid an easter egg somewhere.
Humor: I found Godzilla blowing out the candles with his atomic beam quite funny.
Overall: Well done. you've made a Kaiju Really happy. I like Godzilla. Our Godzilla wasn't bad, but not as good as Toho's. They made him more agile, but took away a lot of his abilities and invunerability. And he was smaller too. They say they took the "God" out of him, and that's why Toho called him"Zilla". Actually, my favorite "Godzilla" is the Zilla from the cartoon series, because he had the "real" Godzilla's abilities(though the atomic breath was green) and Zilla's agility. What about you? Which is your favorite? SpaceGodzilla?

Shi-Gu responds:

Yes, I know I say kaiju bad but it was a little mistake ^-^.
The Sprites, if you want and if you have mail, I can send them for you!
The music, I can send them too, ha! if you see good, the candles of the cake where buildings.
My favorite Zilla isn`t space godzilla, I only put the happy face because it was released in 1994, I was born in June 26 of 1994 :) but my favorite one is the new Godzilla that Toho put in Godzilla 2000, Vs. Megaguirus, Mechagodzilla and S.O.S Tokio.
The posters of the movies where founded in Godzilla Barry`s temple,(search it in google)

[Tails and his GBA]

I guess you really won't make more sprite movies

Well, I've been wishing for a sequel, but I guess You really won't make one. It's so sad... You remind me of Hyperactive Youth, that guy who made Sonic: Uncut. They were funny, and everyone wants a fourth one, but he hasn't made one for months(If not years). Oh well, I guess life goes on, and I must go on with it. Will you still make Sonic movies even without sprites?
Well, The movie was funny(OMG! Paradoxes!), And I found at least 1 easter egg. Hmmm, Maybe I should put an Emerald in my GBA or NDS...
And by the way, How can I persuade my dad to buy me flash? I really(badly) want it, but dad says its too expensive. And where did you get the Video Game music? Please respond, unless you want to end up like Mario...
One last thing... If you eventually (and almost infiniteley improbably) decide to make a sequel, you should make it about Tails being rescued by Cosmo(If you don't know who Cosmo is, make it Cream instead) and then they go see Kirby & Earthbound. (Cute Couple)=D
P.S.: you probably know already, But Tails is my favorite Sonic carachter.
P.P.S.Respond to the whole review or you will know a new meaning for the word "Pain", One which will last 1000 years (F**k! I stole a line from "Return of the Jedi"!)

RupeeClock responds:

Don't bother with flash, it IS too expensive for just a hobby.
At least get a thirty day trial first and try it out, if you must, get a student copy of the program for a LOT cheaper.

If I were to make a final GBA 4, which I won't though, Cream in Kirby and Earthbound sounds good actually, I like those games.

[Marvel Villains Assemble]

That was hilarious!

That was really well done! How did you get Carnage's voice? it was really cool!"My whole existance is based on looking scary." And so was Galactus' voice! "I CARE NOT FOR THE OPINIONS OF LESSER MORTALS REGARDING MY HAT." Hahahaha! And Sebastian Shaw, saying"Oh please, you look like a hemophiliac's attempt at forming a scab." Next time make one that includes Spider Man, Venom & Toxin! Or Galactus V.S. Fantastic 4! Or make a sequel in which the Avengers, Fantastic 4, and others attack them at the meeting, Maybe about how many villans have become heroes. maybe you could make Galactus try to eat the Earth...

[Chaos Trick-Or-Treating]

I laughed my ass off! =D

"How could this happen to Sonicky?"=D, that was really funny! One question though: why did Tailsy get grounded if he didn't take part in the destruction? Maybe it was for pervertedness in the happy song. So Amyly dumped Sonicky for a F**kin' @$$#%|@ (#%|@ means hole) and knucklesy sang to make him happy. So Yu-Gi-Oh! is finally getting ripped off... I knew it would happen sooner or later! =D
I really liked this, and I hope you make a sequel. NO! FIVE SEQUELS!!! AT LEAST... maybe you could put in a Silver chao, or a Blaze chao, or Cheese, or a Cosmo chao (If you don't know who Cosmo is, I'll bet you've never seen Sonic X (I haven't either, I just read the plot on Wikipedia)) or, well, you get the idea!
Well, Good luck in future flashes!
P.S.: Can you tell me how to persuade my dad to buy me Flash? Because I really want it, but he says it's too expensive.

VitorAraujo responds:

Thanks, glad you liked it, and I know who cosmo is, and I didn't buy flash, luckly my cousin had it and he let me install it in my computer.

[Super Mario bros Z ep 4 (old series)]

The whole series is a masterpiece!

I must say, I've seen many DBZ Episodes, but this beats them all. I had forgotten that the Koopa brothers even existed, and the whole plot was totally cool. Who would think that something so small as an emerald would be powerful enough to beat the mario bros., Sonic, and shadow all in one shot? And it was hilarious when Luigi started running all around the mushroom kingdom, and when yellow got the wrong tune! But I want to know Where the Wario bros. are. They appeared last time, but haven't appeared since. Anyway, where do you get the music? It was really cool! And could you tell me how many episodes there will be? I hope there will be 10 or more! And when will the next episode come out? Please answer! I hope you can do even better, because this is already better than DBZ! I Repeat, this is even better than the real DBZ!
P.S.: It would be cool to have them go into Sonic's world and revive Sonic's friends with life mushrooms or something.

[Super Mario bros Z ep 3 (old series)]

Those battles are so cool!

the fights in your series are really cool, Mr. Alvin-Earthworm. The fights are the best parts, and those special effects are so cool! Where do you get them? I'd also like to know where you got the music, it's really good!
My favorite parts:
Where Sonic realized that he was suspended in midair.
When Mario found several old Mario sprites(omg!).
When Luigi was chased by the Naval Piranha (It sounded like Godzilla)
When Yoshi found the Chaos Emerald.
When yoshi swallowed Mecha Sonic.
But I have one question: Why haven't the Wario Bros. appeared later in the series?

[Sonic: Uncut 3]

MAKE MORE OF THIS F**KING S**T!!! I WANT #4!!!

THAT IS SOO COOL!!! BUT Tails still get's mistreated, and he's my fave Sonic carachter (look at my username) so u lose 1 point in humor. But it was still VERY COOL!!! YOU JUST GOT TO MAKE SONIC: UNCUT 4!!! This one was cool, with the car race, McDonalds, party, Shadow talking about how he murdered bullies at school, Cream trying to show her Macaroni pencil holder, BUT not so much with the fact that tails was thrown out of every room he went into (Again, he's my favorite carachter). But it was worthy of an Oscar. The graphics are awesome, and the voices are pretty good. Tails voice sounds more appropriate for someone his age in this one.
Now, let's get down 2 business: MAKE A F**KING SONIC UNCUT 4!!! Please? If you need any ideas, send me a private message. I have a few, but I can't put them in my own movies 'cause I don't have Flash! It would be cool to put some new carachters in # 4, like Silver(His psi powers are cool), Blaze(I also like her pyro powers), Vector, Espio, and Charmy(because team Chaotix should appear), Eggman(in disguise) Emerl(Hey, Just Because he only appeared in Sonic: Battle dosen't mean he can't appear in flash movies) some Sonic X carachters like Chris Thorndyke or Cosmo(Hey, Tails has no respect, at least he could have romance! Oh, and If Maria appeared even though she's supposed 2 b dead, then Cosmo could appear too!), Well you get the idea. You should really make Sonic: uncut 4!!! It would probably be on the front page 4 a week! So why not make Sonic: Uncut 4? Oh, and maybe you could include some Nintendo carachters like Mario(SONIC: UNCUT vs MARIO: UNCUT!!!) or Link, or Pikachu, or from some other alternate Universe, like the marvel universe(Maybe Wolverine, Beast, Magneto, Dr. Doom, Spiderman, Galactus, Ghost rider, The Hulk, The Invisible Woman, Iceman, Thor, etc.), the D.C. Universe(Superman, Batman, Wonder woman, Hawkman, Luthor, The Joker, Mr. Freeze, Bane, Poison Ivy, Flash, Green lantern, Supergirl, etc.) The star wars universe(Luke, Leia, Solo, Anakin/Darth vader, Palpatine, Darth Maul, Greivous, Obi Wan, Yoda, etc.) or the Yu-gi-oh! universe(what the F**k, I'm sick of writing, I'll just say Yugi & kaiba.).Well, You get the idea. I'll use the remaining space to persuade you.
Make Sonic: Uncut 4!!! Make Sonic: Uncut 4!!! Heard that?!! MAKE SONIC: UNCUT 4!!! GOT IT?!! MAKE A SONIC: UNCUT 4!!! AND After that, MAKE SONIC: UNCUT 5!!! AND OF COURSE, WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT, MAKE SONIC: UNCUT 6!!! UNDERSTOOD??!!! AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET TO MAKE A SONIC: UNCUT 7!!! AND SONIC: UNCUT 8!!! AND AFTER THAT, MAKE SONIC: UNCUT 9!!! AND 10!!! AND 11!!!, OR I'LL THROW YOUR BODY OFF A BUILDING, AND PUT YOUR HEAD ON A STAFF, TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT I CAN BE AS F**KING EVIL AS SHADOW!!! YOU BETTER MAKE IT, OR PRAY THAT I DON'T FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE!!! OR YOU'LL DIE!!! SO... MAKE SONIC: UNCUT 4!!! NOT JUST FOR ME, BUT BECAUSE YOUR FANS WANT MORE!!! MORE!!! MORE!!! PLEASE, MAKE SONIC: UNCUT 4!!! I often get bored, so I look for Flash videos on the internet(Or to be more exact, Newgrounds.) But they get more and more boring!!! But not yours!!! Sonic: uncut has never been boring, nor will it ever be!!! Whoever trys to blam it, Will spend his life SUFFERING, AND WILL BURN IN HELL!! SO I say this: MAKE A F**KING SONIC: UNCUT 4!!!
Signed: Wierdtails
P.S.: this was a really long review, so don't be surprised if there are Grammar mistakes or something like that. O.K.?
P.P.S.: When I reviewed Sonic: Uncut Tribute, My review was just after yours, Hyperactive youth! Surprised?
P.P.P.S.: Please don't feel pissed off. I have no intentions of Insulting you! You are one of my favorite authors!
P.P.P.(oh what the F**k, jus another P.S.): the lat time i made a really long review, I distinctly told the author that my intentions were to piss him off. If I wanted 2 piss you off, I would have said so. O.K.??? I hope you enjoyed my review. (PHEW!!! boy that was long!!! Maybe I shouldn't make my reviews so F**kin' long. I'm Tired!!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

HyperactiveYouth responds:

Glad you enjoy my movies, and thanks for the extremely long review.

I am working on Sonic: Uncut 4, and will likely finish it this summer. I really don't have much going on this summer aside from probably getting a job. My free time will probably consist of sleeping, eating, working, animating, and playing some video games.

If I don't finish this summer, I deserve a kick in the nuts. For real. I'm giving you a "Kick Bryan in the nuts free" card if I don't finish.

[sonic uncut tribute]

Hyperactive Youth reviewed just before me?!! <=O

I can't believe Hyperactive youth was the last reviewer! Well, if he sees this, i have a message: I hope he makes Sonic: Uncut #4! Well, as 4 this, it was pretty funny. The graphics were similar to those of Sonic: Uncut, but not as good, so you only get 8 (Sonic: Uncut deserves 10) but the story was different, but similar. Ok, I think this was good, but nothing beats the original. Heard that, Hyperactive Youth?!!