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[Numa Sprita dance]

And I thought you hated Tails...

Well, this was pretty cool. Not everyday do you get sprites that dance Numa Numa. You sure made Tails cool, & he presented it & everything, so I'll just have to rethink what i thought about you as a Tails Hater...
As some other guy said before, Tails & Luigi were the coolest, & so was Wario. How did you make the cool afterimage? Oh, and where did you get the song?
Anyway, when I wrote the review for "Tails and his GBA 2" I was being sarcastic about you not being a mean guy. I didn't like how you treated Tails, & how you wouldn't make a sequel, but now I realize that you didn't really hate him, & well, you might think about it someday... though I doubt it.
I am currently working on my 1st flash, & you'll be in the credits. But you won't be abused or harrased, because It's already got a good chance of blamming without someone being abused, & you aren't a bad guy after all (this time I'm serious)
I can't help feeling that this "review" will be deleted...

RupeeClock responds:

Hated him? No the guy is great, but punching bags are funny.

The after image is REALLY easy to do, go look through past reviews I've responded to.

But seriously, shut up about yourself, shut up about the author, shut up about other submissions, TALK ABOUT THE SUBMISSION AT HAND, IDIOT.

Of course it'll be deleted if it doesn't actually REVIEW anything.

[Super Tetris World]

So that's what happens...

That was very funny. I've also wondered what happens to Mario after a fall into a pit. Next time make one about Sonic!

[Sonic the Nowhere Man]

This is cool! And it makes me think...

Let's see:
Graphics: Sprites are cool!
Style: Now I know why Sonic dosen't love Amy... he's worried about Knuckles... And he dosen't have plans for anywhere except nowhere... and who would want to have his/her lover in some place that's in the middle of nowhere? Did he see you making this?
Sound: That song was good... Where did U get it?
Violence: What violence?
Interactivity: Just a play and replay button... not much.
Humor: Not Funny, yet highly entertaining.
Overall: Awesome... Sonic must have a hard life... Aside from problems with thinking that Amy could be Knuckles, which would mean being chased by some insane gay person (Though we both know Knuckles Isn't gay)
By the way, I'm working on my first flash (a music video), and I'm having problems because the song that I want dosen't stop when I press pause. Can you help me?

[Go! Godzilla! Go!]

GO GODZILLA!!!

OMFG, Godzilla is good at dancing! He looks good for a hamd drawn flash (okay, computer drawn)! At first I thought "OH NO! GODZILLA WANTS TO STOMP ON TOKYO AGAIN!!!" But Then "OMFG!!! HE'S Dancing!" Then there's a lot of good pictures of the Daikaiju king, including Godzilla VS Orga, Then the wierd guy.
One last thing: THAT SONG ROCKED!!! Where did you get it?

[Tails and his GBA 2]

Ok, I'll stop abusing you

Ok... after two of my reviews for your movies got deleted, I decided to stop writing Reviews that show why I'm called "Wierd" Tails (at least for YOUR movies) and to stop showing my thick-headedness. Therefore, I'll say that the movie was great, and ask you a few questions:
#1- Why does Everyone enjoy abusing Tails? Please Give some good reasons.
#2-Where do you get the music?
#3-How do you put music Into flashes?
#4-If you would've known that we'd be begging 4 a sequel, would you have made the 1st "Tails and his GBA"?
#5-Can I make my own parodies/sequels of your Flash?
#6-Am I pissing you off?
#7-Can I say that you're not such a bad guy?
#8-Aside from me, Who makes the Crappiest reviews?
#9-Ok... well, I guess that's enough. Well, I don't know how long my account can survive, and, seeing that you don't seem to want to make any more flashes, and so I probably wont make any more reviews, I guess this is Farewell. So long, and thanks for all the fun.
P.S. Yes, I'm a fan of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". (Though you probably don't know what I'm talking about...)

RupeeClock responds:

1: Everyone has a sadistic sense of humor in seeing others suffer.
2: It varies, but usually from the actual games.
3: You import them, but review the flash, don't ask for help.
4: Yes, I enjoyed making the first 3, but it's over now.
5: Yes, go ahead, everyone is free to do that.
6: Severely.
7: I'm not a bad guy, you people who won't listen just piss me off.
8: Anyone who can't use grammar for shit and even end up saying things completely different, one misspelling I REALLY hate is "retarted"
9: I DO want to make more flash, but not sprite flash, can't you understand that?

Now seriously though, this is still isn't a fucking review, this is just questioning the author, LEARN TO USE THE FUCKING PM SYSTEM.

[Amy's Love]

Pretty good... But Tails & Amy?

Well, let's see...
Graphics: pretty good. The sprites were cool, the backgrounds were good too, and then (censored!) Tails & Amy!
Style: This flash is funny, like when Amy cursed her inability to curl up in a ball, Tails talked about why Sonic didn't love her, but Tails and Amy kissing and f**king? I dunno... I still don't feel comfortable if Tails loves someone aside from Cosmo or Cream...
Sound: ok... but i think it lacked a lot of sound...
Violence: Amy nearly killed Sonic with the "Love Hammer" technique... and she knows it!
Interactivity: Well done. A play button, reading, Zoom-ins like Espio's Hunting Camo, "How to curl into a ball like Sonic", "Blinking for Dummies", and "How to read".
Humor: I didn't know Tails liked Harry Potter (Zoom in!)! and then Amy Selling Chaos Emeralds to go shopping at JC Penny's, getting in trouble for helping Dora & Boots get over the border, Then ending up at Tails house somehow... BUT, as I said before, I still don't feel comfortable if Tails loves someone aside from Cosmo or Cream (especially Cosmo)...
Overall: Well done! For once, Tails wasn't treated as a fag (look at my username, and U can tell He's my favorite carachter), But (once again), still don't feel comfortable if Tails loves someone aside from Cosmo or I still don't feel comfortable if Tails loves someone aside from Cosmo or(to a lesser extent) Cream. Anyway, Amy trying to get Sonic always happens. But Sonic wanting to f**k Amy isn't common(at least not in games). Anyway, I like this. I hope you make more. And if you make a sequel, Include Cosmo or Cream! (Preferably Cosmo)

balto-boy responds:

1: The reason that there wasn't much sound was that I didn't know how to sync sounds (one reason my 1st flash got blammed)
2: I'm pretty sure that the backgrounds weren't good for NG standards, but I've improved since then.
3: I thought AT THE TIME that Tails and Amy were the same age.
4: This was made before Sonic X, I believe. Besides, Cosmo was one of the reasons that show sucked... plus she's dead (yay!).

[Tails Interview]

Did you get sued?

You know, if I had done that, I'd have mentioned the original author's name. Oh well. I gave you a 1 in sound because it was F**king low. It got 9 in humor 'cause it was funny. But I don't really think Sonic is gay (if you read my review for "A Tribute to Tails", just pretend you never read the part about Sonic), but I think Knuckles has very little intelligence (and I almost said he dosen't have a brain), and who in his right mind would come back to life as many times as Shadow (aside from comic book carachters)? And WHO would save everyone after he killed everyone?! IS HE SMOKING CRACK OR POT OR SOMETHING?!!
You should make a sequel, because you forgot a lot of carachters, like Rouge, Cream, Team Chaotix, Eggman, Blaze, Silver, and (Especially) Cosmo. Oh, and Tails' Voice sounded too mature. Next time make it more childish, I mean, look he's 8 years old!
By the way, If you wanted to make me turn into a ninja with those "Ninjas rule!" thingy, you are so F**king wasting your time. Oh, and your graphics are good, but need a small bit of improvement. Maybe next time Tails can talk about Sonic's rivalry with Mario...
One last thing: can you tell me how to convince my dad to buy me flash? 'Cause I really want it but he says it's too expensive.

[Tails and his GBA 3]

Funny until Tails died...

Poor Tails, everyone say's he's gay, stupid, incapacitated, or otherwise capable of being discriminatable. Anyway:
Graphics: I love Sprites! What a shame you won't make more sprite movies. But please don't stop making Sonic movies, with or without sprites.
Style: It was cool, but I think the death of Tails was NOT a good way to end a series.
Sound: Where d'you get the Video game sounds and music? Please answer! They are cool!
Violence: Poor little Tails dies...
Interactivity: Play button, Scene selection, main menu, selection of game, an easter egg I couldn't find... need I say more?
Humor: "Sonic... touched himself". It was funny until Amy killed Tails by destroying the GBA (Sonic will never forgive her).
Overall: Poor Tails, always the first to get beat up... Other than that, well done. I wonder what would've happened if there was a sequel... Maybe Rouge would've stolen a Chaos Emerald and put it in a Nintendo Wii...
By the way, Next time you make a Sonic flash(I hope to see good graphics now that you don't use sprites) you should include Cosmo. That would make Tails happy.

RupeeClock responds:

I don't think I'm gonna do any more Sonic flash, sprite or no, I've generally lost intrest in doing so.

[Super Mario Mishaps 2]

That made me laugh a lot! Real funny!

Anyway, it was real funny. Oh, and to the last reviewer, can't you take a joke? his head fell off because the pipe was too small, and his head couldn't fit. I'm a fan of Mario too (though not as much as a fan of Miles "Tails" Prower) and Mario games were the first video games I ever played, and I found Mario getting hurt funny!
By the way, Super Mario Mishaps 1 was the first Mario flash movie I ever saw. It was so funny i had to go running to the bathroom and had to see it again to see the naked Mario.

[Darth Vader (w.g.a.s.)]

OMFG, Vader's a fag! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Where'd you get that image of Vader dressed in Hello Kitty? I also sense a disturbance in my @$$, I wanna F**k s#!# up with a F**kin' lightsaber! No, I'm F**in' lying about the s#!# F**king part. Anyway, That was funny. One question though: What's this got 2 do with Iraq?

Alt3r-Flash responds:

Everything