wierdtails's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SBC's Cookie Clockmas!]

Moral: never eat cookies given to you by a clock.

Especially if he made them with a recipe he says was an old family recipe from GrannySmithClock (Yeah, I know his grandmother was a strawberry, but that name sounds cool.)
That was so funny, especially where you had some kind of seizure.
Anyway, i've already wished all my friends and fans a merry christmas, and now it's time for my enemies (yeah, I couldn't wish you a merry christmas until now because you blocked me)
So...
MERRY CHRIST- I mean CLOCKMAS!!!

RupeeClock responds:

You've got your morals all wrong, just don't eat whatever StrawberryClock gives you. :3

[Tick- Snowball]

LOL XD

LOL, that ain't fair. He cheated.
Cool flash, Merry X-Mas.

Dash-ZERO responds:

Thanks Weird Tails! Merry Xmas to you too ^^

[Untitled-1.fla]

Another one 4 my fave submissions.

You sure are an amazing flash artist! I loved that flash. It was funny when SBC appeared and then you made several things appear, then SBC got carried away & you ended up shooting him, & eventually dancing with PirateClock. Just one thing: would it have been too much to ask for you to have started shooting him AFTER he started doing the Numa-Numa Dance?!!
Anyway, great Flash. I hope I can be as good as you someday. Right now though, my flashes are way crappier than yours.
Peace out, Wierdtails, your eternal rival.
P.S.: Why do you get angry at people just because they used their review space for things other than reviewing? I know that you're gonna say that we should PM you to do all that, but how can we do that after you block us from PMing you? (one reason I am your eternal rival)
P.P.S.: You can't kill StrawberryClock... But Tarnish & Alvin Earthworm (see my fave authors) can certainly kick his ass. AND leave him so beaten up he looks like they actually succeded.
P.P.P.S.: Alvin Earthworm's Sprite flashes are way better than any flash you've ever made. You still think sprite flashes are stupid?

RupeeClock responds:

Well, that was me being representative of the author of the content, but uh, when did I dance with Pirate?

And for gods sakes, Numa is old, even with the submission I did, it's OLD.

Well, I tell people to PM me their questions because the review system is not a fucking comment box, get over it.
I can't block people from reviews, but I can block idiots from my inbox.

Don't know who Tarnish is, Alvin Earthworth I haven't watched his movies.

I don't give a shit if Alvin Earthworm is making sprite flash that are better than my flash, I just want some self-accomplishment for fucks sakes.
Did I EVER say that sprite movies are stupid? I said that I need to move on from them because I want to be able to produce high quality animations, that means having to learn all sorts of techniques other than trace bitmapping a sprite sheet.

[SBC plots for Frontpage!]

You DO look like Tails

I know it's not Tails, but it sure looks like my favorite little kitsune. Anyway, I'll tell you the good & bad in this movie:
Good: Well, It was funny how SBC tried to think of something to submit & Couldn't think about anything to make (make a C? It is almost identical) & so was the appearance of that clip from "Numa Sprita Dance". The part where SBC used "Computer Magic" to make & submit his flash to NG was funny too.
Bad: No background music, but that's not really bad, just a reccomendation.
Overall: Nice flash. I hope to see more from you.
Peace out, your eternal rival, Wierdtails.

RupeeClock responds:

Yeah, it looks like Tails except for the critical detail of a second tail.

Sometimes, it's better not to include background music, whatever.

[Oh no! Godzilla!]

What the hell is King Caesar/Seesar?

That was funny. But I personally don't think King Caesar is a Pikanese Rabbit-Lion. But it's still funny. Like when Caesar (or Seesar, or whatever his name is) says "this guy likes to dress up in woman's underwear" & Godzilla says "That's a filthy lie!" & MechaGodzilla says "Homo" & Godzilla chases Mecha-G all around. All i have left to say is this: what's that song at the end & where can I get it?

KillerBorf responds:

It's "Godzilla" by Blu Oyster Cult. Sorry for waiting 6 years to tell you that.

[New Super Mario World 1]

Hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing!!!

I wish I could give you a score of 10 million instead of just 10! this made me laugh my ass off!!! It was funny when Mario died about 100 times, then went evil & killed everyone (If you look closely you can see Sonic getting his ass kicked). Then he gets blasted, & uses the Flute to go to the koopa fort (just as they blast Kirby) & then the stupid Koopa general telling the soldiers to march, then dosen't realize that Mario's right behind him. Mario's right. His brain's filled with shit. The Matrix part was So funny & so was Pikachu. Then he kills everyone. & Revives them since he has no gas. & gets blasted out of the cannon. & He (FINALLY!!!) gets past.
Now It's time for my questions:
#1- What's the Music while Mario's riding in the Tank & Killing everyone & where can I get it?
#2- Where can I get Mario Music In general?
#3- I'm a beginner Flash user (I've made only one Flash) & I wanted To know how many layers you used. Just curious.
#4- the easter eggs were really funny. Especially the one about what happened to the Koopa General. (I just found that one like 3 seconds ago). How can I make Easter eggs?
#5- When will the prequel & sequel come out?
#6- I hope your next ones are even funnier, & the swearing was also funny.
I hope I didn't forget anything... or make any mistakes...

Silveraxe responds:

Hi wierdtails!
Thanks for this long review and nice to see you liked it that much!^^ Seems that you spend some time to write this so I'll spend some time to respond! Good to see you understood the story completely! I wonder if there are many guys who understand the part with Luigi at the very end when Mario realizes that he could have warped himself behind the goal directly but anyways... nice summary!

Hm... many questions...^^

1)The song is called "Sleep now in the Fire" by Rage against the machine (if you want to get it legal I would recommend to buy the album ;])

2)Mario music and wav-sounds from nintendo are downloadable free at http://www.themushroomkingdom .net! But you need a program like the superjukebox (also free) to convert the spc songs to mp3. You could also get fanmade midis at http://www.vgmusic.com .

3) Layers?! Dunno... it has 4 scenes and every scene contained like 25 layers or so... (Just create as many layers as you need and try to use them again when they are empty! Actually it's unimportant how many layers you use but the more layers you use the more confusing it will get)

4)That's a little more comlicated you either have to use a button with a hover effect (mouse over it) or you create a movieclip which stops at frame n1 and can be activated by a click on a button with an actionscript command for the button like:
on (release) {
EE.play();
}
That's how the third one works...
If you want to know more pm me!^^ I'll teach you how to create an EE!

5)If I'm fast maybe in 2 month... It's gonna be the prequel!^^ Check out my profile if you want to know the status!

6)I think the next one will be much better than this one! Already now I worked longer on it than on part 1!^^

[The CCs humble beginnings]

Hilarious, I learned a LOT!!!

So that's how the Clock Crew started. It was Interesting. After watching this, I immediately went to see "B". I just couldn't help Laughing thinking that a letter could start it all.
Anyway:
1- How come your color changed so much?
2- Why did SBC choose the SUN?!!
3- Did one reviewer REALLY wish that SBC's mom would get Raped?
4- Where can I become A ClockCrew member? (You can Imagine why I wanna be)
5- How come the clocks all have wierd voices?
6- Appleclock's right, He get's too little attention.
7- I like the credits where all the clocks were dancing.
8- OrangeClock chose the worst place. He was an Clock-sicle (Orange Flavor).
9- That commercial at the very end was also funny.
10- I laughed at those reviews too.
11- I like this a lot, & I think you should do more History. It's quite nice to learn a few things. And again, I'd like to be a clock. Please make more, even if it's not about history. I like clocks. They're hilarious.
P.S.: Forget that I ever said that CC wasn't as cool as your sprite Flash. This is just as interesting.

RupeeClock responds:

1: Random cheap laughs
2: No, that was funny fiction.
3: Maybe, maybe not, it was made up but some people do leave reviews like that.
4: I'm not telling.
5: For some reason, text to speech voice has become a clock crew staple.
6: It's true, but he hasn't made a lot of flash.
7: Thanks
8: OrangeClock didn't choose the North Pole.
9: That's an advert for our album, stopAllSounds(); by the CC, ad by StrangeClock.
10: Whatever.
11: Whatever.

[LL - Tails Collaboration]

Not good, but not bad

Eh, I just can't figure out what the locks were saying. It was Kinda funny at the end, though the voices were really wierd & hard to undestand, but the music was cool. I think I'll give you a few more points than you would have, because I am a big fan of Tails, & because since my first flash just barely avoided being blammed, & I feel like giving people more than I'd normally give them. So please enjoy your eight.

Tails-Lock responds:

sorry about that, i couldn't get the voices to be louder without making them sound all fuzzy aswell. I'll hopefully update it with subtitles and a couple other changes soon. thanks for the score =D

[Mario Television]

Television in the mushroom kingdom is so cool!!!

I loved that. It couldn't have been better unless you used more... "advanced" sprites. Though the original sprites are still cool. Anyway, where did you get those Kickass songs? Especially the ones with the goomba & the Koopa. & the Credits music. Where can I get that music? Please tell me! I want those for my own flashes!
Anyway, the part with Mario as a (possibly?) Superhero was the coolest part. and so was the the one with Bowser's Whistling Music.
Though the one with the lakitu was plain wierd. Was he smoking Crack? Or was he just acting wierd for no reason?

Wurmy responds:

All the songs are in the credits.. go read them.. Glad you liked it though, and no. There was no crack involved within this Flash. Thanks for the review xD

-Wurmy

[Go Godzilla Go! Collab]

Go! GODZILLA! GO!

I have 2 words to start with: TOTALLY AWESOME!!! Really, this was cool. Well, hot, because of Godzilla's breath. You guys are awesome. I'm somewhat a fan of Godzilla, & you can't find a lot of movies with godzilla around here. So this made me happy. Oh, and that song was TOTALLY KICKASS! Where can I get it? Anyway, Godzilla's cool. Please tell me where 2 get the song.
P.S.: To restart the movie when it's finished, Right click & press rewind.

SeizureDog responds:

I think the song is on an Initial D soundtrack or something. Not sure. Thanks for the love though.