wierdtails's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Introducing RupeeClock]

Watch out for link

I'd say you should be called "Linkclock" or "Zeldaclock"(not that I want to sound like your boss or anything). Anyway, I'm not really a fan of anything other than Sonic or Tails movies, so I was quite surprised at this movie. It was Very cool, with nice graphics (I can't believe you said the graphics are bad. Or was that someone else?) and a nice plot. And I thought your clock flash was going to be uncool. Right berore my eyes, you prove me wrong. I wonder what else you can make... I think I should go see.
Anyway, be careful with Link! And Cool video!
P.S.: OKAY, I used the review space to review! Happy?

RupeeClock responds:

LinkClock or ZeldaClock? That's unoriginal as hell.

I can't say it was a very helpful review.

[Sonic's Random Day]

A bit too short

It was short, had very few carachters, and had low sound. But even so, It was random & funny. I wonder what would happen if they had a trampoline in the real game...
By the way, next time can U put in Tails? (as you can tell, I'm a Tails fan)

Joonza responds:

As you wish, I'll make Sonic's Random Day 2 and put Tails in there. :D Thanks for the review.

[Thanks for all the fish!]

FINALLY something About The H.H.G. To the Galaxy!

This song is awesome. I remember the first time I saw the H2G2 movie, And it was hilarious! Ever since, I've always kept a towel or two nearby...
Anyway, this is really cool, and those Computer Dolphins are pretty cool. Well done. I wish I could give you a higher score.
P.S.: I know that this has nothing to do with this movie, but certainly with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Anyway, Not counting deleted reviews, This is my 42nd review.

AntonyC responds:

Ooh! Cosmic...
Thanks V. much for watching!
...now where did I park the BistroMath?

[Numa Sprita dance]

And I thought you hated Tails...

Well, this was pretty cool. Not everyday do you get sprites that dance Numa Numa. You sure made Tails cool, & he presented it & everything, so I'll just have to rethink what i thought about you as a Tails Hater...
As some other guy said before, Tails & Luigi were the coolest, & so was Wario. How did you make the cool afterimage? Oh, and where did you get the song?
Anyway, when I wrote the review for "Tails and his GBA 2" I was being sarcastic about you not being a mean guy. I didn't like how you treated Tails, & how you wouldn't make a sequel, but now I realize that you didn't really hate him, & well, you might think about it someday... though I doubt it.
I am currently working on my 1st flash, & you'll be in the credits. But you won't be abused or harrased, because It's already got a good chance of blamming without someone being abused, & you aren't a bad guy after all (this time I'm serious)
I can't help feeling that this "review" will be deleted...

RupeeClock responds:

Hated him? No the guy is great, but punching bags are funny.

The after image is REALLY easy to do, go look through past reviews I've responded to.

But seriously, shut up about yourself, shut up about the author, shut up about other submissions, TALK ABOUT THE SUBMISSION AT HAND, IDIOT.

Of course it'll be deleted if it doesn't actually REVIEW anything.

[Tails and his GBA 2]

Ok, I'll stop abusing you

Ok... after two of my reviews for your movies got deleted, I decided to stop writing Reviews that show why I'm called "Wierd" Tails (at least for YOUR movies) and to stop showing my thick-headedness. Therefore, I'll say that the movie was great, and ask you a few questions:
#1- Why does Everyone enjoy abusing Tails? Please Give some good reasons.
#2-Where do you get the music?
#3-How do you put music Into flashes?
#4-If you would've known that we'd be begging 4 a sequel, would you have made the 1st "Tails and his GBA"?
#5-Can I make my own parodies/sequels of your Flash?
#6-Am I pissing you off?
#7-Can I say that you're not such a bad guy?
#8-Aside from me, Who makes the Crappiest reviews?
#9-Ok... well, I guess that's enough. Well, I don't know how long my account can survive, and, seeing that you don't seem to want to make any more flashes, and so I probably wont make any more reviews, I guess this is Farewell. So long, and thanks for all the fun.
P.S. Yes, I'm a fan of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". (Though you probably don't know what I'm talking about...)

RupeeClock responds:

1: Everyone has a sadistic sense of humor in seeing others suffer.
2: It varies, but usually from the actual games.
3: You import them, but review the flash, don't ask for help.
4: Yes, I enjoyed making the first 3, but it's over now.
5: Yes, go ahead, everyone is free to do that.
6: Severely.
7: I'm not a bad guy, you people who won't listen just piss me off.
8: Anyone who can't use grammar for shit and even end up saying things completely different, one misspelling I REALLY hate is "retarted"
9: I DO want to make more flash, but not sprite flash, can't you understand that?

Now seriously though, this is still isn't a fucking review, this is just questioning the author, LEARN TO USE THE FUCKING PM SYSTEM.

[Amy's Love]

Pretty good... But Tails & Amy?

Well, let's see...
Graphics: pretty good. The sprites were cool, the backgrounds were good too, and then (censored!) Tails & Amy!
Style: This flash is funny, like when Amy cursed her inability to curl up in a ball, Tails talked about why Sonic didn't love her, but Tails and Amy kissing and f**king? I dunno... I still don't feel comfortable if Tails loves someone aside from Cosmo or Cream...
Sound: ok... but i think it lacked a lot of sound...
Violence: Amy nearly killed Sonic with the "Love Hammer" technique... and she knows it!
Interactivity: Well done. A play button, reading, Zoom-ins like Espio's Hunting Camo, "How to curl into a ball like Sonic", "Blinking for Dummies", and "How to read".
Humor: I didn't know Tails liked Harry Potter (Zoom in!)! and then Amy Selling Chaos Emeralds to go shopping at JC Penny's, getting in trouble for helping Dora & Boots get over the border, Then ending up at Tails house somehow... BUT, as I said before, I still don't feel comfortable if Tails loves someone aside from Cosmo or Cream (especially Cosmo)...
Overall: Well done! For once, Tails wasn't treated as a fag (look at my username, and U can tell He's my favorite carachter), But (once again), still don't feel comfortable if Tails loves someone aside from Cosmo or I still don't feel comfortable if Tails loves someone aside from Cosmo or(to a lesser extent) Cream. Anyway, Amy trying to get Sonic always happens. But Sonic wanting to f**k Amy isn't common(at least not in games). Anyway, I like this. I hope you make more. And if you make a sequel, Include Cosmo or Cream! (Preferably Cosmo)

balto-boy responds:

1: The reason that there wasn't much sound was that I didn't know how to sync sounds (one reason my 1st flash got blammed)
2: I'm pretty sure that the backgrounds weren't good for NG standards, but I've improved since then.
3: I thought AT THE TIME that Tails and Amy were the same age.
4: This was made before Sonic X, I believe. Besides, Cosmo was one of the reasons that show sucked... plus she's dead (yay!).

[Tails and his GBA 3]

Funny until Tails died...

Poor Tails, everyone say's he's gay, stupid, incapacitated, or otherwise capable of being discriminatable. Anyway:
Graphics: I love Sprites! What a shame you won't make more sprite movies. But please don't stop making Sonic movies, with or without sprites.
Style: It was cool, but I think the death of Tails was NOT a good way to end a series.
Sound: Where d'you get the Video game sounds and music? Please answer! They are cool!
Violence: Poor little Tails dies...
Interactivity: Play button, Scene selection, main menu, selection of game, an easter egg I couldn't find... need I say more?
Humor: "Sonic... touched himself". It was funny until Amy killed Tails by destroying the GBA (Sonic will never forgive her).
Overall: Poor Tails, always the first to get beat up... Other than that, well done. I wonder what would've happened if there was a sequel... Maybe Rouge would've stolen a Chaos Emerald and put it in a Nintendo Wii...
By the way, Next time you make a Sonic flash(I hope to see good graphics now that you don't use sprites) you should include Cosmo. That would make Tails happy.

RupeeClock responds:

I don't think I'm gonna do any more Sonic flash, sprite or no, I've generally lost intrest in doing so.

[Darth Vader (w.g.a.s.)]

OMFG, Vader's a fag! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Where'd you get that image of Vader dressed in Hello Kitty? I also sense a disturbance in my @$$, I wanna F**k s#!# up with a F**kin' lightsaber! No, I'm F**in' lying about the s#!# F**king part. Anyway, That was funny. One question though: What's this got 2 do with Iraq?

Alt3r-Flash responds:

Everything

[Tails Quest]

Tails & Cosmo are so cute together!

I don't know what "Taismo" means, but I imagine it to be something about Tails & Cosmo. Anyway, I liked it a lot. Tails is my favorite Sonic carachter, and I don't see many Flashes that make him the main carachter, let alone Tails & Cosmo movies. But you've done a pretty good job. So Eggman made a Cosmo clone army... and made Tails happy by bringing her back (which is really hard, because you usually can't bring people back from the dead. Except in comic books, because in comic books no one STAYS dead except Spider-Man's Uncle Ben, Bucky, & Jason Todd(at least they used to say that, until the latter 2 came back.)) By the way, I saw a Cosmo sprite sheet on The Mystical Forest Zone. I don't know if it's interesting to you, but it was for me. Oh, and you might want to see Tails: on the way of revenge(Tails:OTWOR, it will have 7 parts, and 2 have been made.). It has to do with Tails avenging Cosmo's death. I've also seen a movie called Sonic X: Tribute to Cosmo, which is, of course, a tribute to Cosmo. Though this is the first Tails-Cosmo Flash that shows Cosmo alive after Sonic X.
The backgrounds were ok, but could use a bit of improvement. The sound was pretty good too. The part where the Cosmo clones blow each other up was really funny.
Here's a quetion I want you to answer: HOW CAN I CONVINE MY DAD TO BUY ME FLASH? Please answer. I REALLY, REALLY, BADLY want it, but he says it's too expensive. I have some good ideas too, some of which involve Tails & Cosmo. Okay, I guess that's long enough. WAIT! I just want you to know that a sequel would be cool.

Dash-ZERO responds:

First,Thanx for the long review/comment^^ I like the long ones a lot XD I've seen the Tribute to Cosmo and I didn't know about the other you mentioned by I was disapointed with newgrounds due to the fact that they lack Taismo or even Cosmo flashes XD This flash movie was based off my Comic also titled Tails Quest which also explains the backgrounds since thats almost how they looked in the comic (except for the outer space one)Lots of people have asked for a sequel and thats always a possibility since I left it wide open for one but for the next Taismo Flash I'm gonna do is gonna be based off my other Comic called Tails Story XD Go Figure. I didn't know they had Cosmo sprites now i've really just been making them myself which now it sux XD about getting flash i can give you an idea if you contacted me through email or aim or even Msn
E-mail: [e-mail]
AIM: DashXFox
MSN: [e-mail]

[Godzilla´s 50th years]

Happy Birthday Godzilla!

Godzilla's really old! Well, you can't really expect less from a huge mutant dinosaur that's been bombed a million times without any damage! Just one thing: It's KAIJU, Not JUKAI. KAI-JU. Anyway:
Graphics: Where did you get the kaiju sprites? They were really cool! And the movie posters were also cool.
Style: Who would have thought of making a party for a 200-Foot tall dinosaur? No one I know.
Sound: Cool music! where did you get it? Godzilla's roar was cool too. I'd recognize it anywhere(though i may think it's Zilla's)
Violence: What violence?
Interactivity: Aside from a play button, nothing, unless you hid an easter egg somewhere.
Humor: I found Godzilla blowing out the candles with his atomic beam quite funny.
Overall: Well done. you've made a Kaiju Really happy. I like Godzilla. Our Godzilla wasn't bad, but not as good as Toho's. They made him more agile, but took away a lot of his abilities and invunerability. And he was smaller too. They say they took the "God" out of him, and that's why Toho called him"Zilla". Actually, my favorite "Godzilla" is the Zilla from the cartoon series, because he had the "real" Godzilla's abilities(though the atomic breath was green) and Zilla's agility. What about you? Which is your favorite? SpaceGodzilla?

Shi-Gu responds:

Yes, I know I say kaiju bad but it was a little mistake ^-^.
The Sprites, if you want and if you have mail, I can send them for you!
The music, I can send them too, ha! if you see good, the candles of the cake where buildings.
My favorite Zilla isn`t space godzilla, I only put the happy face because it was released in 1994, I was born in June 26 of 1994 :) but my favorite one is the new Godzilla that Toho put in Godzilla 2000, Vs. Megaguirus, Mechagodzilla and S.O.S Tokio.
The posters of the movies where founded in Godzilla Barry`s temple,(search it in google)