Every single Taismo fan on Newgrounds has probably heard a rumor that says that Cosmo is the daughter of Dark Oak (or some other member of the Metarex). Some people I've talked to think it's stupid, while others (including me) think it's true. The big question: IS it true?

Well, For those of you who think that there is no possible way for someone to be the child of their greatest enemy, think about Star Wars. In the second movie (the fifth episode, this is really confusing) Luke Skywalker battled against Darth Vader. After the duel (which ended with Vader Cutting off Luke's right Hand), Vader revealed himself to be Luke's Father. Vader's real name, of course, is Anakin Skywalker.

Still need convincing? Well, I made up a little dialogue that may make you believe Cosmo is the daughter of Dark Oak:

Oak: "If you only knew the power of the Mexarex. Your mother never told you what happened to your father."
Cosmo: "She told me enough! She told me you killed him!"
Oak: "No. I am your Father."
Cosmo: "No... That's not true! That's impossible!"
Oak: "Search your feelings! You know it to be true! Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and daughter!"
Cosmo: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

This might be in a Flash of mine someday. So may this next one:
Oak: You cannot hide forever, Cosmo.
Cosmo: I will not fight you.
Oak: Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your... boyfriend. So, you have a boyfriend. Your feelings have now betrayed him too. You were wise to hide him from me. Now your failure is complete. If you will not join the Metarex, then perhaps he will.
Cosmo: NEVER!!!

Well, some time has passed since I posted this, so I have 2 new things:
Frst, stop bitching about the fact that I made a Ripoff of Star Wars. Sonic the Hedgehog is full of ripoffs.
Second, I recently noticed that Dark Oak's real name (Lucas) is another version of the name "Luke" as in "Luke Skywalker" who, as I mentioned before, is the son of his archenemy, Darth Vader.
Only that in the case of Dark Oak and Cosmo, the name is totally switched around.
I truly believe that Dark Oak/ Lucas is Cosmo's father. If you don't believe it, then who do you think her father is?

I dunno if any of you have ever spent a long time with no internet. If so, I know how you feel. Right now, I'm using the computer at my mom's office, 'cause I don't have any internet at home. It is so boring. I can't get to NG, and I can't watch any kickass movies. It's been a long time since I communicated with anyone other than people I see every day, and that's dull. If I ever listen to music now, it's on my iPod. Of course, there are cool things I can do on the computer that are cool (like playing with emulators or working on flash), and even without computers (Nintendo), but I still miss the internet. Luckily, I'll soon have internet in my house again, so I'll be able to be on Newgrounds daily again.